Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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