I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
