got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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