There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize