Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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