We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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