i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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