people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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