If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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