I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
