he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
