They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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