Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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