I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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