...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i dont even know how to be here
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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