dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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