I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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