Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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