I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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