So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've blown a few things in my day
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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