when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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