Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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