I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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