Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm passing your future prison.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
