Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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