ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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