So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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