So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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