Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How naked do you want me to be?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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