is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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