I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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