id be glad to
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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