We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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