dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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