I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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