I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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