Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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