do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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