im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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