there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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