Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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