No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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