I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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