I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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