whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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