how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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