Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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