Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
