So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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