You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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