She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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