Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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