Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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