he shaved USA in his pubs
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
