and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Idk if I want to put a bra on
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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